Ghost in a Jar

I have no idea what I'm doing

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my favorite part of having multiple german mutuals is getting all the eurovision drama second hand, idk what the jury did but i’ll prop up a lawn chair and cheer y'all on while you tear them limb from limb

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if anyone wants to know why winter is my favorite season all i need to say is that summer is the bain of all preops and spring and fall mean we get strings of 70+ days followed by cold snaps that drive every palmetto in creation directly into my room when i’m trying to sleep

Filed under on a related note guess who vaccuumed up the second roach in as many weeks not to harsh the mellow of every other person on here like 'omg i love spring so much all the flowers are so pretty!!!' meanwhile i'm over here in the south shoving yoga pants in the gap under my door hoping against hope that those bastards don't get in through my 40 y/o house's original windows also that's 21+ days for my beloved german mutuals muah

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can my dreams please stop turning me into jon bc whenever they do martin is also there and i wake up sad that i’m not boyfriends with fictional character martin blackwood in real life

Filed under legit i had a dream last night where i was jon cuddling with martin and woke up like where is my big soft boyfriend :((( yes it is a regular occurrence for my dreams to turn me into fictional characters of all genders but mostly guys and yet somehow i didn't realize i was trans until i was 22 i saved this post as a draft like a year ago and scrolled through to find it bc IT HAPPENED AGAIN tma the magnus archives i'll rb this to the sideblog later lol

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ghosty-schnibibit:

hopping on the hyper specific poll bandwagon bc why not! you:

have a facial scar from tripping and falling as a toddler

wrote an angsty fic on deviantart as a teen and never posted the last chapter

regularly wear a piece of jewelry that was purchased at a renaissance faire

live in a house that still has 80’s wood paneling in at least one room

have a tuxedo cat who loves to climb on absolutely everything

have never eaten a meat product from mcdonalds (have had their fries tho)

were scared to step on grass as a kid bc of texture issues and/or fear of bugs

have a rock collection with 200+ different types of rocks

more than one (leave in the tags or replies if you want!)

none of these

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Filed under this ends in like two hours so i'm rbing it again! very excited to see the results i haven't voted to not skew the results so i genuinely do not know

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hopping on the hyper specific poll bandwagon bc why not! you:

have a facial scar from tripping and falling as a toddler

wrote an angsty fic on deviantart as a teen and never posted the last chapter

regularly wear a piece of jewelry that was purchased at a renaissance faire

live in a house that still has 80’s wood paneling in at least one room

have a tuxedo cat who loves to climb on absolutely everything

have never eaten a meat product from mcdonalds (have had their fries tho)

were scared to step on grass as a kid bc of texture issues and/or fear of bugs

have a rock collection with 200+ different types of rocks

more than one (leave in the tags or replies if you want!)

none of these

See Results

Filed under is there a way to tag these? idk hyperspecific polls i said type of rock rather than total rock count bc uhhh i'm currently up to like 344 rocks after the gem show in march lol i still hate stepping on grass tbh if i don't at least have sandals on i will just not walk anywhere genuinely excited to see if anyone has stuff in common with me